MP

HR : what is your name?
Muzo : MP sir

HR : In full please...
Muzo : Muzo Phiri

HR : your father's name?

Muzo : MP sir
HR : what does that mean?
Muzo : Melvin Phiri

HR : your native place?
Muzo : MP sir
HR : what's that?
Muzo : Muchinga Province

HR : what is your qualification?
Muzo : MP

HR : (angry😡) what is thaat?!!!
Muzo : Mathematics Professor

HR : so why do you need a job?
Muzo : it is because of MP sir

HR : meaning?
Muzo : Money Problems

HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Muzo : MP sir..

HR : and what is that??
Muzo : Marvelous Personality

HR : I see... I will get back to you..
Muzo : sir, how was my MP sir?

HR : and what's that again?
Muzo : My Performance..

HR : I think u hv an MP..
Muzo : m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

HR : Mental Problem!!! 📢